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So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.

Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.

that was the best safe-sex talk ever.

Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”… 

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.

Thank you for articulating what most cannot even comprehend. <3

always wear a condom before fucking your sink

in my school they taught us how to put on condoms with a dildo 

we were 13, and wow guess what we’re not scarred, but well-prepared

yay for europe

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We used a flashlight in Socio…

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iwilleatyourenglish:

my friend is a professional porn model and a girl we used to know walked up to her and REALLY maliciously said she and her boyfriend were disgusted because her boyfriend had stumbled across nude pictures of my friend online and my friend was like “my photos are currently only available for people who pay so there probably wasn’t a lot of stumbling involved” and sashayed out I am so proud

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#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

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#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

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stacylaynematthews:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:

stacylaynematthews:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:

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ruinedchildhood:

Never forget

why 2 chainz mad though

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my dash just

thatfunnyblog:

my dash just

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serenading-the-unicorn:

Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts

fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999
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yo will wtf

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"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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I LOVE BATDAD!

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